31 January 2007

Seriously, part the second

Seriously:
We now have rules for our making of popcorn. The folks upstairs seem to not like the smell, so they bought us a new microwave, which we shall keep in our spare office and use under the following conditions ONLY:

1) Under no circumstances may anyone use the microwave in the spare office to cook or heat other food;

2) The microwave may be used no more than once a day for popcorn;

3) The window in the spare office must be left open to air the room in order to lessen the absorption of popcorn odor in the fabric walls;

4) The door to the spare office must be closed when making popcorn.

2 comments:

Sandra said...

Yeah no kidding WTF. Who made up these rules, anyway?

Math Jedi said...

someone has something stuck up their butt.

I was just reading your last post about the person who had the idea that Legally Blonde would make a good idea for a musical... and I thought, heck, the person who thought it would make a good idea for a MOVIE should have their movie privileges taken away too. :) Granted, I haven't seen it, though. And I don't particularly want to. I just thought that'd make a funny quote. :)