snippets of table talk

"Well guess what *I* just got? A workout tape. Richard Simmons: Sweatin' to the Oldies!"

"I remember when you used to smoke. For like a week."
"They were menthols...oooh ya'll they were NASty."

"I smoked a cigar once. And didn't know you weren't supposed to inhale. I was very sick."

"That guy's hairdo is . . . strange . . . he needs to lose it."

"Ooh. Ya'll. Let's figure out where we goin' to eat all weekend. And when we can go get us some chocolate!