" . . . I don't even say that when I'm drunk on the phone talking to my Grandmother!!"
(Or something like that, anyways. The speaker will remain nameless, in order to protect the children. The children laughing their asses off over $1.50 beers during happy hour, that is.)
HAHAHA! YESSSSSSSSSS! I'm famous! Oh, shoot. Did I just blow my cover??
ReplyDeletehahahah um....perhaps? Oh man, yes I think I *was* a little tipsy when I wrote that - I mean, am I a cheap date or WHAT? hahahah....babbling on about "the children"...? wtf???
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